The dead tell no tales, loose lips sink ships, and each and every member of this covert coven of collectors is sworn to a Double Secret Death-Oath. Only scant details of the Super Seven Secret Society's private privileges have been divulged, at the cost of the lives of those foolish enough to betray their brethren. This is the S
uper7 Secret Society!
- Membership is granted on an annual basis.
- Members are entrusted with a minimum of two precious idols known only to initiates.
- While inside the lodge members must dress in uniform. The requisite apparel is provided to new recruits.
- Membership has its privileges! The SSSS need only provide proof of membership in good standing for access only dreamt of by outsiders.
New recruits will be considered beginning in the dead of night on April 28 through May 19. A membership fee of $125 per person will be assessed. Once the recruitment period ends, the door to the lodge will be shut, all maps to the lodge destroyed, and all interested parties shall be turned away. Visit
www.super7store.com beginning on 4/28 to join... If you dare!
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