Half rubber duck, half Cthulhu… Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Dthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

While Lovecraft's monstrous Cthulhu might be considered an Old One, there must've been a time when he was a Young One, right? And when that time was right, Lil' Cthulhu would submerge himself in a massive bathtub — or ocean — with his rubber ducky tightly in tendril. Of course, when you're Cthulhu than you're rubber ducky is… "Dthulhu!" Created by artist Douglas Prince, these standard rubber duck-sized PVC pieces were funded through a massive Indiegogo campaign and now — that same campaign — is being used to sell the remainders. With extremely limited quantities, you can snag one of the original Green "Dthulhu" ducks for $20 and a rare glow version for $30!