First Monthly 'Suck Salon' Announced!!!

The fine folks at Suckadelic and Tenacious Toys cordially invite all avant-garde members of high society to a formal gathering which will henceforth be known as 'The Suck Salon'. This monthly gala will take place at the vaunted Suckadelic Sweatshop at 99 Canal Street in the up & coming "Chinatown" neighborhood of Manhattan. To find the Suck Salon, navigate the short promenade of Forsyth Street in a southerly direction. In 10 minutes, one will find oneself at Canal Street, where one will take a left. Ring buzzer #3C at 99 Canal Street. When arriving at the red velvet rope of the Suck Salon, preference will be given to those with deep pockets. The hosts recommend arriving with gifts of ale, as well as large rolls of hard currency and stacks of charge cards. What will be in store??? You will have to attend to find out... but you know Sucklord is working up some stuff in his lab right now!