Bruckaroni's custom "Shelldon" Dudebox Dude is dead meat!

Why'd the turtle named "Shelldon" cross the road? To get a black eye, some busted teeth, a broken arm and leg, cracked shell, pierced chest wound and… exposed brain with two worms living in it. Or, at least, that's what the above pictured custom 7.5-inch Dude platform custom by Bruckaroni reveals alongside the thick lines of a tiretread upon poor ol' Shelldon's shell. The pastel color palate is a bit much for me, though it does soften the gore effect… lulling you into thinking things will be a bit okay. This one-of-a-kind piece is the "first in a series of roadkill customs" that Bruckaroni hopes to do, though you can snag Shelldon from the Dudebox Plus online site for $385. Or you can always contact Bruckaroni through his website, Twitter feed or Facebook page about having a commission Roadkill Custom of your own made.