Schmucklord giving away a figure on the Galactic Jerkbags forum!

Super Sucklord parody artist Schmucklord has embraced his slogan: "Another Shitty Toy You Didn't Get To Buy." Why not? Because he's giving them away! As posted on the Galactic Jerkbags forum, Schmucklord just wants you to e-mail him at schmucklord [at] gmail [dot] com and ask to placed in the "new super duper lottery system." When will this end? How many winners will there be? No clue…