Daniel Fleres's blessing of Swanicorn Deer Companions for Dragatomi's SDCC Booth!

"No, son," the hunter said, "put your rifle down. That there be a flock of them Swanicorn Deer and it be bad luck to shoot them." The young man sighed. "Geez, Dad, I know… And they're not called a flock, it's a blessing of Swanicorn Deer, alright!"
And indeed, Swanicorn expert Daniel Fleres confirms that this grouping of five Swanicorn Deer Companions would be properly referred to as a "blessing." The Swanicorn Deer (cygnusicornis cervus) is an elusive breed that is rarely spotted in the wild and almost unheard of in captivity. But, by some miraculous event, the fine breeders over at Dragatomi's Swarnicorn Farms appear to have several of these domicile beasts in their menagerie. Set to be exhibited at the world renowned San Diego Comic-Con in Booth #4935, these docile Swanicorn Deer will actually be available for purchase by exotic animal collectors that attend the event. Be forewarned that Dragatomi does reserve the right to refuse sale to anyone they suspect might be buying this nearly endangered breed to use for culinary purposes.
This sale is being done on behalf of the Swanicorn Observational Society and Daniel Fleres, who actually delivered the 7-inch-tall hand-painted resin beasts into the hands of Dragatomi. All five will be available for $300 each, which is a steal considering the rarity of the breed.