Super7's new line of action figures revealed! Teaser #4 makes sense!

You might recall at the beginning of this year when Super7 unveiled several wonderful teaser images, like the one above; and this one — #4 — was possibly the most controversial, sending fans into a tizzy trying to decipher the possible meaning(s). Now, thanks to the brave sacrifice of fourteen SpankyStokes corporate spies who were caught and summarily executed, we've had further information granted to us...

YES! It is, in fact, Super7's wonderful Super Shogun Stormtrooper scaled down to a 3.75" action figure and put in blister packaging! And we're told it will still retain the ability to 'fire' the one hand as well as have working roller skates on the feet. Needless to say, sign us up…

Please Note: Happy April Fool's Day! The above post is a joke and in no way reflects — to the best of our knowledge — anything that is actually occurring.