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Sexy Reproductive Plush Glands from I Heart Guts


So have you been looking for some plush figures with some meaning, something to evoke emotion in your life, or maybe just a great conversation piece... well look no further because thanks to I Heart Guts, you can have some "Sexy Reproductive Plush Glands", including such glands as the Prostate, Ovary, Testicle and Mammary... all of which are retailing for only $14 each! Hit the jump for full descriptions and pictures of each figure!


Prostate Plush - A Seminal Work!
The prostate produces the fluid in semen that nourishes and protects sperm, which are made in the testicles. Most of what goes into semen comes from the seminal vesicle glands, seen here atop the prostate. We sure heart our 7.5" x 6.5" soft and fluffy prostate pal -- won't you take him home with you? Suggested Retail $14


Ovary Plush - Ova Achiever!
The ovaries produce eggs and release sex hormones estrogen and progesterone, which control all kinds of female reproductive mayhem from period regulation to babymaking. This plush gland of the ladies makes a cute and squeezable friend when your body is acting like the enemy. This 7.75" x 6.25" pink and purple plush will never do you wrong. Suggested Retail $14


Testicle Plush - Having a Ball!
These family jewels produce sex hormones and sperm. Testosterone makes the man, helping sperm find and fertilize those lady eggs, and sperm is the swimming cell responsible for the studly art of reproduction. Absolutely nuts! These super-soft adorable blue balls are 6.5" x 5.75" and come with a handy hangtag telling you all about your testes. Hang a pair from your rear-view mirror instead of fuzzy dice! Suggested Retail $14


Mammary Plush - Gland of Milk & Honey!
There's a very good reason we're all obsessed with boobs - they feed our young! These exocrine glands produce milk for babies. Everyone can give thanks for the mammaries with this soft and squishy boob substitute. Does not dispense milk, sorry. Our pink 6.5" x 5.5" mammary gland plush makes a great gift for anyone who loves boobs! Be anatomically correct and get a pair. Suggested Retail $14

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