Stefan Bucher's Daily Monster #95

From Stefan's Blog:

Monster 95 is doing the Monster Shuffle. Monster 95 is also on the run from someone. Or something. What's going on here? Is he on the lam? Perhaps from the security guard at the shoe store? Or from a monster stalker? And what's he mumbling about? All kinds of mystery surround Monster 95. I hope you'll lift the veil and let us in on some of his secrets: