Sleep well with this night stand!

Who needs a bedtime story to put you to sleep when you live in a bad neighborhood, and you know there are baddies lurking right outside your door? Look no further because this night stand packs a serious punch...I would rather have one of these to protect me, but to each their own.

Info from SlipperyBrick:

It’s the middle of the night. You’re lying in bed when you hear a prowler. Not a problem at all thanks to the Safe Bedside Table by James McAdam. Just jump up out of bed

, wear your tabletop shield and grab your table leg club. You may want to shout something cool, like “This…is…Sparta!” then go do battle. The thief will be caught off guard and momentarily stunned to see somebody actually brandishing a club and shield. One quick hit to the head and it’s all over. The wife won’t be questioning “that stupid little table” anymore.

This is so awesome...I don't know about aesthetically pleasing, but who cares if it looks good when you are bashing some skulls in...right?