Stefan Bucher's Daily Monster #186

From Stefan's Blog:

Much like myself, Monster 186 appears to be NUTS 4 NUTS. But why? Surely this isn't just any ordinary woodland creature, is it? Is it biological in nature? Is it a cyborg squirrel? Is it a zombie squirrel? Is this some sort of kinky furry thing? When something looks as simple and straightforward as this, then surely... surely something is not what it appears. I'm looking forward to hearing your conspiracy theories! If you wouldn't mind, please go ahead and...